Step 83: Hee!

Okay, so I *might* be a little bit drinky right now. I should explain that. I heard once that some language doesn't have a word for drunk, so they use a word that translates to "drinky."

Anyway, my status is as such because, being that it was my last night at work, and I worked with A, she insisted that I go out and have a couple drinks with her and her friends. So I did.

It was a fun time. We sang songs loudly and poorly, and I didn't pay for a thing. I do that a lot. Go out and have PLENTY to drink without paying for it. Win? I dunno.

So, couple things. FIRST! I set up a few small pranks at work tonight. Nothing big, but as little things, they'll add up to a "Sarah, you little sh*t!" moment for Manager in the morning. THe list:

1. I put my key on the chair in the office, then saran wrapped the chair, then clipped my nametag to the saran wrap.

2. I switched around the most popular brands of cigarettes so that what is usually and automatic reach to a certain spot will now require some extra thought.

3. I only did five drops. Backstory: Usually when we get more than $100 in our drawere, we're supposed to drop some cash into the safe. On a normal night you'll have between 12 and 15 drops. The MINIMUM you can do is 5. Top safe ($100), Rolled Coin ($120), Checks (Varies), Drawer (($10 - $15), and Cash (Usually $100 - $200 at a time). The last drop, for Cash, was $1,079, all at once.

4. I swapped several grocery items so they make no sense. For example, rather than having spaghetti next to the spaghetti sauce, there is Kleenex. And rather than having Jelly next to the peanut butter, there is Tylenol.

5. I cleaned out the chip rack and replaced it with bread.

6. I hid the bucket of cleaning supplies for the bathrooms.

I think that's it, I don't remember. Anyway, as individual things, they're not much, but all together they're funny. So I think anyway.

OTHER big thing that happened was my sister called. Long story short: We didn't talk for a couple years because she was a jerk. Anyway, she called and is evidently sorry. We'll see, though if I'm being honest I'd like to forgive her and have her back, but that might be because I'm not sober. Who knows?

Sorry, code and spellcheck elude me right now. I earned the usual and spent about $200 on the light bill and that makes me a tensandaire.